I Will Fucking Dropkick You If You Use That Spreadsheet March 3, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

There are a few things that inspire deep revulsion in me. The episode of Star Trek: Voyager I just watched was pretty gross. I definitely saw some pretty bad roadkill on my daily walks during the Covid lockdowns. But nothing - nothing - comes close to the white hot fury that radiates from me the moment someone suggests plugging a spreadsheet into some sort of automated process.

(A few) Ops Lessons We All Learn The Hard Way Jan. 28, 2020, 8:47 a.m.

Nope, not another Falsehoods post, but not entirely unlike one. Only here we have a few lessons in operations that we all (eventually) (have to) learn; often the hard way. Why things are the way they are, or what the lessons mean is left to the reader to interpret, agree, or disagree with. It's more fun that way. Enjoy!

The Night Watch March 8, 2019, 8:27 a.m.

Pointers are real. They’re what the hardware understands. Somebody has to deal with them. You can’t just place a LISP book on top of an x86 chip and hope that the hardware learns about lambda calculus by osmosis. Denying the existence of pointers is like living in ancient Greece and denying the existence of Krackens and then being confused about why none of your ships ever make it to Morocco

The Naked Gun Random Intro Sequence Generator May 20, 2017, 6:23 p.m.

The idea here is to recreate the title sequence from The Naked Gun movies using randomly generated gifs which have been tagged on giphy.com as Dashcam or GoPro.

n-gate.com. we can't both be right. March 28, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

An annotated digest of the top "Hacker" "News" posts.

Quotes from the Cloudiest WebScaliest DevOps Teams March 28, 2017, 5:24 p.m.

ITIL comes from the Latin word Itilus which means “give up”

You can't parse [X]HTML with regex Sept. 14, 2016, 7:28 p.m.

Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The

Castable Branding Jan. 13, 2016, 8:48 p.m.

Buy followers for instagram, twitter etc.

Programming Sucks Oct. 29, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

Most people don’t even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn’t make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants.

Nerd Merit Badges July 16, 2014, 12:28 p.m.

Lenny Aug. 23, 2013, 12:02 p.m.

Automated SIP answering service for transferring telemarketers.

Christmas '59 by John Hughes Dec. 26, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

Story that inspired National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Facts on Farts Aug. 13, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

All about farts. Possibly the best page on the internet.

Utternerd Nov. 1, 2008, 1:21 p.m.

Entire MST3K collection downloadable as torrents.

Excel Practical Jokes March 13, 2008, 4:21 p.m.

Huge list of Excel practical jokes.

May you live long enough to shit yourself Sept. 25, 2007, 2:19 p.m.

and other classy cards from someecards.com

90210 Theme June 7, 2007, 10:07 p.m.

Two guys play the 90210 theme on 1 guitar.

Cats March 8, 2007, 12:36 a.m.

Loads of silly cat images.

ZeFrank Speaks at TED - Google Video Sept. 21, 2006, 3:55 p.m.

YouTube - Evolution of Dance May 11, 2006, 9:45 a.m.